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Offline nadra's babydaddy

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Olympic Marathon: A Modest Proposal
« on: April 21, 2020, 11:06:39 PM »
This is one of my "if I were king for a day" ideas that I think about in the middle of the night since I no longer sleep, but I think it's a damn good one.

So we have a bit of an interesting situation with the Olympics being postponed a year, making for an long window between qualifying and competing for the current lineup of qualifiers.  One can't deny that it was a weird weird day, with many of the favorites biting the dust on an extremely tough course; much different than the type of course they're slated to compete on at the olympics, which may favor a different style of runner.  Moreover, we have an extra year for shit to go wrong for our current qualifiers, in which time Rupp is likely to be banned after receiving injections of estrogen laced with covid from a secret supplier whose name rhymes with Saladbar.

So what if next February we have a Trials Redemption Marathon?? 

1) We re-open and extend the trials qualifying window.
2) Everyone who competed last February is eligible to compete again.
3) Everyone who qualified for the Olympics last February is still entitled to their spot on the team.
4) We have an honest, balls-to-the-wall course on something akin to a drag racing track. 
5) Whomever places in the top 3 men & women AND has hit the olympic standard (2:11:30/2:29:30, including at the trials itself) is eligible to compete in Tokyo. 
6) The last place runners on each side are granted automatic, mandatory entry into the Barkley Marathons. 

This would A) Give us the best chance of fielding a competitive team B) Give Jared Ward a spot FFS  C) Give Walmsley an extra year to hone his speed, undoubtedly helping him to shatter 2:10 and soulcrush the field  D) Make it more likely the top women go out too quickly and allow Desi to rise from the dead and chainsaw her way to the podium, and E) Keep the pace honest and provide suspense and comic relief at both ends of the pack.

Hmmmmmm?   

« Last Edit: April 21, 2020, 11:08:27 PM by nadra's babydaddy »

Offline Coyote Mas Loco

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Re: Olympic Marathon: A Modest Proposal
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2020, 11:58:37 AM »
So you're saying a field of up to 6 if the top qualifiers who made the team in 2019 don't place top 3 next Feb?
Do they even need to line up?

I kind of like the idea of an expanded field, and Barkley for the last place finishers.
I'll stick to running, thank you.

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Re: Olympic Marathon: A Modest Proposal
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2020, 12:28:37 PM »
The ones who already made the team don't need to qualify again, we're just giving an extra chance to a few poor schmucks who bit the dust last time but can definitely hold their own!  :runner:   


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Re: Olympic Marathon: A Modest Proposal
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2020, 08:42:50 PM »
Mandatory entry into Barkley?  What is this, Marathon Man?
"Some things you just need to do for yourself, even if it means nicking your nads."  --nneJ

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Re: Olympic Marathon: A Modest Proposal
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2020, 09:18:25 PM »
It'll be fun!  There's nothing out there but love and puppies  :doglick:


 

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