Now hear this, now hear this

[ZyggiStarbucks]

But cold outside!!

Soflo is in the low 70s, Eskimo weather!

Shut up, Floridian! I bet your ass isn’t all itchy in the shower after a cold run

I thought the E eye E eye O was a Nelly reference.

[PWWP]

Shut up, Floridian! I bet your ass isn’t all itchy in the shower after a cold run

 

I thought the E eye E eye O was a Nelly reference.

T'was one E eye short. I'm not well versed on his music, so I thought it was Old MacDonald!

[ZyggiStarbucks]

T'was one E eye short. I'm not well versed on his music, so I thought it was Old MacDonald!

The Nelly song? You don’t know E.I:
“But ain't nobody else droppin' shit like this
Should we apologize? Nah fuck 'em, just leave 'em pissed, hey”
https://youtu.be/9zsmjVC-Sf4

[PWWP]

The Nelly song? You don’t know E.I:
“But ain't nobody else droppin' shit like this
Should we apologize? Nah fuck 'em, just leave 'em pissed, hey”
https://youtu.be/9zsmjVC-Sf4

Sounds vaguely familiar, but I might be confusing with something by Drake. Or Drake's cakes.

[ZyggiStarbucks]

Sounds vaguely familiar, but I might be confusing with something by Drake. Or Drake's cakes.

I find Drake to be an attractive gentleman, but have no love for his precious Raptors or, frankly, his music. However, I do like Nelly, maybe because he’s a fellow Scorpio born in 1974. Plus, “paying cash, first class, sitting next to Vanna White” is one of my favorite lines ever.

[PWWP]

I find Drake to be an attractive gentleman, but have no love for his precious Raptors or, frankly, his music. However, I do like Nelly, maybe because he’s a fellow Scorpio born in 1974. Plus, “paying cash, first class, sitting next to Vanna White” is one of my favorite lines ever.

 

[ZyggiStarbucks]

You’re not gonna counter with “I was like, good gracious ass is bodacious”?

[PWWP]

You’re not gonna counter with “I was like, good gracious ass is bodacious”?

Oh my! 😄 I was gonna say"Whoot, there it is!"

[ZyggiStarbucks]

Oh my! 😄 I was gonna say"Whoot, there it is!"

I don’t think that was Nelly.

[PWWP]

I don’t think that was Nelly.

Good golly, Miss Molly!

[ZyggiStarbucks]

Good golly, Miss Molly!

Do you think our witty open pub banter accounts for the main page claim that the most peeps online today is over double what it’s been pretty much every day the last...year or more? We’re drawing in new members, eager to join in the repartee!
You should change your username to i am repartee.

[PWWP]

Do you think our witty open pub banter accounts for the main page claim that the most peeps online today is over double what it’s been pretty much every day the last...year or more? We’re drawing in new members, eager to join in the repartee!
You should change your username to i am repartee.

 

[SnarlyMarly]

Beg RandMart to comeback and it could stir things up.   

But you two have a good thing going, I think, I can’t be sure

[ZyggiStarbucks]

Beg RandMart to comeback and it could stir things up.   

But you two us three have a good thing going, I think, I can’t be sure

FIFY

[PWWP]

Beg RandMart to comeback and it could stir things up.   

But you two have a good thing going, I think, I can’t be sure

What do you mean?

Randmart is hiding in a cave in Afghanistan. Or maybe that's Slowtwitch.

[SnarlyMarly]

FIFY

Nah,  sometimes I think I am the person that walked in the room in the middle of a fart contest.   And then I sit and wonder if I “missed out” on something good.🤤

[ZyggiStarbucks]

Nah,  sometimes I think I am the person that walked in the room in the middle of a fart contest.   And then I sit and wonder if I “missed out” on something good.🤤

So why post here? I mean, if you think it’s a fart contest you don’t really want to be part of, do you just want to feel...superior for only letting out a butt-cheek squeak*? I for one value your contributions. This isn’t the place for serious discourse, it’s all fluff and nonsense for those who want to invite the public (not the creepy threatening unnameable “clown from It” sort, though) to the CH-isphere.


* this is going to be the Zoomer equivalent of “barbaric yawp”. Butt-cheek squeak.

[SnarlyMarly]

So why post here? I mean, if you think it’s a fart contest you don’t really want to be part of, do you just want to feel...superior for only letting out a butt-cheek squeak*? I for one value your contributions. This isn’t the place for serious discourse, it’s all fluff and nonsense for those who want to invite the public (not the creepy threatening unnameable “clown from It” sort, though) to the CH-isphere.


* this is going to be the Zoomer equivalent of “barbaric yawp”. Butt-cheek squeak.

A one cheek sneak just can’t compare.  I will forever be inferior🤪

[ZyggiStarbucks]

A one cheek sneak just can’t compare.  I will forever be inferior🤪

Not at all! Unleash the cheek!

[ZyggiStarbucks]

A one cheek sneak just can’t compare.  I will forever be inferior🤪

Plus, if you’re from Green Bay, home of the awesome Donald Driver statue and lots of white pelicans on the Fox River, there’s nothing inferior there!