Who's planning to run Boston next spring?

[Virginia Plain]

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Let's not confuse the issue here

MoS's daughter got a legit BQ at Steamtown [under her own name, I'm assuming] and she'll be getting her own bib, so there's no need for her to take the bib-copy route here. Unless, perhaps, she wants to sneak in a friend or two, then she could just copy her own

Rumor has it, Mike Rossi ran it for her.

[RandMart]

Do NOT fucking go there!!!

 

[RandMart]

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Let's not confuse the issue here

MoS's daughter got a legit BQ at Steamtown [under her own name, I'm assuming] and she'll be getting her own bib, so there's no need for her to take the bib-copy route here. Unless, perhaps, she wants to sneak in a friend or two, then she could just copy her own

ETA: Just to clarify, they're still the same Circle of Hell

First Circle: People Who Fudge Their Training Logs
Second Circle: Bike Thieves
Third Circle: Race Bandits, Bib-Swappers, Bib-Copiers, and Those Who Take TWO Finishers Medals
Fourth Circle: Dopers, Course Cutters, and Other Assorted Cheats
Fifth Circle: Gamblers, Sportswriters, and People Who Make up Charity Scams
Sixth Circle: Sports Agents
Seventh Circle: Team Owners
Eighth Circle: League Commissioners
Ninth Circle: Al Davis ... Alone for now, but saving spaces for  Jerry Jones, OJ, Joe Buck, The Krzyzewski/Pitino/Calipari Triumvirate and Roger Goodell

[nadra's babydaddy]

It's time we also revisited the issue of women being allowed to participate. 

[RandMart]

I'm cool with it. I don't mind spending a few hours chasing ponytails

BUT ... if she's got a FAKE bib, or someone else's bib, or she's not wearing a bib at all ... How am I supposed to successfully, cyber-stalk her later?

[Plugging Along]

ETA: Just to clarify, they're still the same Circle of Hell

First Circle: People Who Fudge Their Training Logs
Second Circle: Bike Thieves
Third Circle: Race Bandits, Bib-Swappers, Bib-Copiers, and Those Who Take TWO Finishers Medals
Fourth Circle: Dopers, Course Cutters, and Other Assorted Cheats
Fifth Circle: Gamblers, Sportswriters, and People Who Make up Charity Scams
Sixth Circle: Sports Agents
Seventh Circle: Team Owners
Eighth Circle: League Commissioners
Ninth Circle: Al Davis ... Alone for now, but saving spaces for  Jerry Jones, OJ, Joe Buck, The Krzyzewski/Pitino/Calipari Triumvirate and Roger Goodell

You missed "people who talk at the theatre"

special hell

[RandMart]

You missed "people who talk at the theatre"

special hell

This Hell is kinda sports-specific, thanks, but you are correct

[SnarlyMarly]

I made it by a bit, BQ-XX (-56 minutes actually but no one here would notice) and will wear cheap sunglasses to be incognito.

Bet you were worried😅.    I see you still must be crazy fast!

[Coyote Mas Loco]

Bet you were worried😅.    I see you still must be crazy fast!

I used a bib mule. I actually weigh close to 300 lb.

We had better get RandM and VP on it!
( I think they are agents for Double D here): https://www.marathoninvestigation.com/

[RandMart]

I'm not buying it, Wilson

You don't fit the Double Letter Cheater Identification Protocol, e.g., Kip Litton, Mike Rossi, Julie Miller, Kelly Roberts, and many others

[SnarlyMarly]

I might get in for 2019😂🤣🤣🤣.  i walked so much that I didn't really look at my run splits.  i guess there are benefits of becoming old.

[RandMart]

Yes, I often ask myself "Assuming I can stay healthy and not slow down significantly, how old do I need to be to get in Boston?'"

I should be able to make it next year, actually [if it was something I was remotely interested in]

[SnarlyMarly]

Yes, I often ask myself "Assuming I can stay healthy and not slow down significantly, how old do I need to be to get in Boston?'"

I should be able to make it next year, actually [if it was something I was remotely interested in]

I think I could meet the open standard if I actually trained...or didn't ride my bike before the marathon🤣

[RandMart]

You could ride your bike DURING the marathon

Or you could cut the course, then ride your bike afterwards

https://www.marathoninvestigation.com/2017/02/runner-disqualified-after-claiming-2nd.html

Wait, does your real name have double letters in it anywhere? [see my post above]