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Re: Perpetual Beer Mile Thread
« Reply #60 on: December 27, 2017, 08:05:54 AM »
ESPN 30 for 30 Parody: The Beer Mile


Fantasy League loser has to do a Beer Mile [in drag, no less]

In the Style of ESPN 30 for 30
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Re: Perpetual Beer Mile Thread
« Reply #61 on: December 27, 2017, 08:16:42 AM »
I think 2018 is gonna be my year

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Re: Perpetual Beer Mile Thread
« Reply #62 on: February 12, 2018, 12:59:47 PM »
https://www.runnersworld.com/beer-mile/houston-man-runs-in-kim-jong-un-onesie



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While wearing the Kim Jong-un onesie, the man ran a shade over 11-minutes for his beer mile—not too shabby, all things considered.

Initially, the punishment for coming in dead last in this sadistic fantasy league was the beer mile, and only the beer mile. The man took it upon himself to up the ante, wearing the garment on his own volition. But after the man’s pals saw him goofing off in his distinguished romper—which was a gift from his own father—he told the Chronicle “it is mandatory next season for the loser to wear it.”
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Re: Perpetual Beer Mile Thread
« Reply #63 on: April 02, 2018, 08:01:32 AM »
Girl Does the Beer Mile (WITH HER FAMILY)


"Why didn’t she just get a job at Home Depot?”
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Re: Perpetual Beer Mile Thread
« Reply #64 on: May 17, 2018, 02:39:01 PM »
Ali's BACK!!!

2 Girls Do a Beer Mile (IN PUBLIC in Selfie Suits) ft. Sarah Croce
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Re: Perpetual Beer Mile Thread
« Reply #65 on: May 18, 2018, 10:42:27 AM »
Bonus footage

BEER MILE w/ ALI SPAGNOLA - Behind The Scenes
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Re: Perpetual Beer Mile Thread
« Reply #66 on: May 18, 2018, 12:11:14 PM »
From ST

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Tons of broken rules. I will overlook the not on a track part.

1) Beer must be in cans (soft rule)
2) Beer cannot be pre-opened
3) Beer cannot be altered from it's container (cups, straws, shotgunning)
4) Beer must be 5% alcohol or above (Miller lite is 4.5%}

So while sorta entertaining, this was not a beer mile.

What a dick
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Re: Perpetual Beer Mile Thread
« Reply #67 on: May 18, 2018, 12:13:32 PM »
Corey Bellemore, lowered his own world record in the four-beer, four-lap event on Saturday in California. According to a video posted to the Beer Mile World Classic page, the new mark was reported to be 4:32.95. A comment on the video states the record time has been updated to 4:33.6.


Here's the complete video

Corey Bellemore sets new Beer Mile World Record: 4:33.6
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Re: Perpetual Beer Mile Thread
« Reply #68 on: May 20, 2018, 09:18:56 AM »
The 6 Stages of a Beer Mile
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Re: Perpetual Beer Mile Thread
« Reply #69 on: August 14, 2018, 12:24:05 PM »
And NOW ... ROWING MACHINES!!!

Guy vs. Girl ROWING Beer Mile (CrossFit + drinking ft. MaxNoSleeves)


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The CrossFit conversion of running to rowing is 400m run = 500m row. So we actually rowed a full 2,000m. And a full 48 ounces of beer.
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Re: Perpetual Beer Mile Thread
« Reply #70 on: August 15, 2018, 10:01:30 AM »
Unless they're wearing Kim Jong Un onesies, it doesn't count.
Then, it's just the ol' squat, catch and pitch...--Makeda

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Re: Perpetual Beer Mile Thread
« Reply #71 on: August 15, 2018, 11:28:03 AM »
Good catch
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Re: Perpetual Beer Mile Thread
« Reply #72 on: August 21, 2018, 11:33:03 AM »
https://www.runnersworld.com/news/a22717675/corey-bellemore-beer-mile-world-classic-dq/

Double letters, naturally ... even though Corey is the current world record holder

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Four ounces is the maximum amount allowed left unconsumed. According to Patrick Butler of Beermile.com, the four ounce rule is a new one—it doesn’t yet appear on the Beermile.com official rules page—making it tricky to enforce and even trickier to follow as a runner.

So you only need to drink 3/4 of a beer now, for it to count?

That's bullshit
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Re: Perpetual Beer Mile Thread
« Reply #73 on: August 21, 2018, 01:56:55 PM »
CrossFit - "The Burpee Mile" with Courtney Plevniak
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Re: Perpetual Beer Mile Thread
« Reply #74 on: August 21, 2018, 01:57:59 PM »
The Beer Mile
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Re: Perpetual Beer Mile Thread
« Reply #75 on: November 20, 2018, 08:41:11 AM »
Thanksgiving-Themed Beer Mile

2 Girls Do an 8% Alcohol Beer Mile | Fitness Outrageous | Ep. 6


Were they fucking NUTS?

https://avbc.com/wild-turkey-old-fashioned-2/

https://avbc.com/our-beers/anderson-valley-wild-turkey-bourbon-barrel-stout/
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Re: Perpetual Beer Mile Thread
« Reply #76 on: November 26, 2018, 06:39:40 AM »
I love your commitment to this
Then, it's just the ol' squat, catch and pitch...--Makeda

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Re: Perpetual Beer Mile Thread
« Reply #77 on: November 26, 2018, 08:19:23 AM »
We should thank Ali; she's the one who's making all the videos

In fact, I should probably reach out to her, and see if she would like me to whip up an official bib of her own [I wonder what number she'd choose?]
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Re: Perpetual Beer Mile Thread
« Reply #78 on: November 28, 2018, 02:33:04 PM »
I love your commitment to this


I found one I missed

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Re: Perpetual Beer Mile Thread
« Reply #79 on: December 01, 2018, 07:39:17 AM »
I love your commitment to this

Yesterday, I got a new follower on IG

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