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Black Metal Yoga
« on: December 28, 2017, 10:47:20 AM »
I don't want to hijack the DRUNK Yoga thread so ...

Yes, Black Metal Yoga IS a thing

Heavy metal yoga sounds just as ridiculous on the surface, but its existence shouldn’t surprise anyone who’s paid attention to the sliver of the underground metal scene that’s replaced the genre’s historical combination of fretboard speed-runs and shlocky Satanism with trance-inducing drones and a mishmash of occult interests. At a slant, this sect of the genre can read like a dark side cousin to the New Age movement. Yoga fits into the mix nicely.

the BLACK YO)))GA Meditation Ensemble - 2015 Trailer (Official)

I discovered it by way of THIS catchy little tune

Black Metal Yoga

"I thought it over and have decided to say: Your comment is quite possibly one of the stupidest comments I have ever read on Slowtwitch, which is kind of like saying, 'this might just be the worst 3-bean salad I’ve ever had at Sizzler.'"


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