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Title: Cock Sauce
Post by: crazypants on September 21, 2012, 08:32:07 AM
I've only had it in my pho before. I wanted to try something new and put it on my eggs this morning for breakfast.
Not bad at all.

What else should I try it on? What do you put the cock sauce on?

Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: BonitaApplebum on September 21, 2012, 08:36:07 AM
Falafel!!
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: The Turtle Whisperer on September 21, 2012, 08:36:44 AM
Everything. 

Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: Sir Real on September 21, 2012, 08:37:37 AM
tacos, clams
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: The Turtle Whisperer on September 21, 2012, 08:37:40 AM
Of all the hot sauces out there, IMHO, it brings the most heat with out changing the base flavors. 
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: gretriever on September 21, 2012, 08:46:47 AM
I think Peanut's mildly disappointed because this thread has not gone in the direction he'd hoped.    :D
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: crazypants on September 21, 2012, 08:47:34 AM
I think Peanut's mildly disappointed because this thread has not gone in the direction he'd hoped.    :D
Actually- it totally went in the direction I hoped and I didn't even have to call anyone a pervert!
:ok:
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: onawhim on September 21, 2012, 08:49:36 AM
Everything. 



this
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: gretriever on September 21, 2012, 08:52:29 AM
Actually- it totally went in the direction I hoped and I didn't even have to call anyone a pervert!
:ok:
 
Give it time. You will.   :)
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: seattlegirl on September 21, 2012, 09:03:45 AM
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/sriracha (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/sriracha)

Title: Cock Sauce
Post by: Ribs on September 21, 2012, 09:06:04 AM
this

Another concur

Siracha goes with most anything
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: Sir Real on September 21, 2012, 09:17:03 AM
I think Peanut's mildly disappointed because this thread has not gone in the direction he'd hoped.    :D
I tried.
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: The Turtle Whisperer on September 21, 2012, 09:20:01 AM
I tried.

 :D
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: Wile E on September 21, 2012, 09:20:33 AM
I prefer Sambal Oelek
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: gebuh on September 21, 2012, 09:27:44 AM
Cocks


There I said it
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: GirlWonder on September 21, 2012, 09:41:48 AM
(http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0032/7882/products/hot_cock_boxer_briefs_large.jpg?101262)
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: ihop on September 21, 2012, 09:44:28 AM
Everything. 



Yes.
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: bookworm1 on September 21, 2012, 09:49:01 AM
It is good on everything.
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: Virginia Plain on September 21, 2012, 10:08:01 AM
Cock sauce=dick sauce=semen. 

There, I said it. 

Semen. 

said it again. 

Jiz. 
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: onawhim on September 21, 2012, 10:16:16 AM
I call it rooster sauce usually.  Siracha that is,  not semen  :D
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: crazypants on September 21, 2012, 10:18:04 AM
Cock sauce=dick sauce=semen. 

Semen. 

Jiz. 

 :panic:
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: mango on September 21, 2012, 11:30:29 AM
Actually- it totally went in the direction I hoped and I didn't even have to call anyone a pervert!
:ok:

You're such a liar; if this had been true, you wouldn't have called it cock sauce to begin with.
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: witchypoo on September 21, 2012, 11:34:36 AM
Another concur

Siracha goes with most anything

1.

edit: lately, i've been using it to make deviled eggs.  holy crap.
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: crazypants on September 21, 2012, 12:00:28 PM
You're such a liar; if this had been true, you wouldn't have called it cock sauce to begin with.
You're crazy.
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: witchypoo on September 21, 2012, 12:02:42 PM
mango's right.  you would have called it rooster sauce like we non-pervs do...
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: mango on September 21, 2012, 12:04:47 PM
You're crazy.

Well, duh!

mango's right.  you would have called it rooster sauce like we non-pervs do...

 :heartbeat:
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: crazypants on September 21, 2012, 12:20:08 PM
mango's right.  you would have called it rooster sauce like we non-pervs do...
Right. Like you're not a pervert.
 :sidesplit:
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: Fionn mac Cumhail on September 21, 2012, 01:58:45 PM
Like other smart people, I eat it on everything...



Sriracha, not sperm...I just eat sperm on eggs...
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Post by: Roach on September 21, 2012, 02:41:22 PM
greatest chili sauce evah...............
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: Fionn mac Cumhail on September 21, 2012, 02:48:59 PM
I am currently eating it in minestrone...
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: Roach on September 21, 2012, 02:50:08 PM
I am currently eating it in minestrone...

try it on a crabcake...........if you have a crabcake that is............or how about an oyster shooter.......
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: witchypoo on September 21, 2012, 02:53:49 PM
try it on a crabcake...........if you have a crabcake that is............or how about an oyster shooter.......

1.  or on a scotch egg.  or a turkey sandwich.  or mixed into mayo and spread on a burger.  or in marinara.
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: Roach on September 21, 2012, 02:58:26 PM
1.  or on a scotch egg.  or a turkey sandwich.  or mixed into mayo and spread on a burger.  or in marinara.

now I want a scotch egg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: Run Amok on September 21, 2012, 03:00:29 PM
Huh. We just call it sriracha.  :shrug:

Goes on everything... including,

All asian inspired dishes
Pizza
Mixed with cream cheese (which is then spread on toast, on wheat thins, on burgers, used as part of the cream cheese/kraut/dijon trifecta, on an outdoor roll, with a sausage, etc)
In soup
Grilled cheese sandwiches
Egg sandwiches
A recent discovery is toast, plus sriracha cream cheese, plus our homemade blue berry jam
I have been known to add it to salad dressing

I'll keep thinking...
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: witchypoo on September 21, 2012, 03:02:05 PM
now I want a scotch egg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm making buffalo chicken "pizza" (doused liberally w/sriracha) for supper.
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: witchypoo on September 21, 2012, 03:03:19 PM
Huh. We just call it sriracha.  :shrug:

Goes on everything... including,

All asian inspired dishes
Pizza
Mixed with cream cheese (which is then spread on toast, on wheat thins, on burgers, used as part of the cream cheese/kraut/dijon trifecta, on an outdoor roll, with a sausage, etc)
In soup
Grilled cheese sandwiches
Egg sandwiches
A recent discovery is toast, plus sriracha cream cheese, plus our homemade blue berry jam
I have been known to add it to salad dressing

I'll keep thinking...

mixed with peanut butter, honey, and green onions and stirred into soba.
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: Fionn mac Cumhail on September 21, 2012, 03:03:27 PM
1.  or on a scotch egg.  or a turkey sandwich.  or mixed into mayo and spread on a burger.  or in marinara.
Awesome in marinara!
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: Fionn mac Cumhail on September 21, 2012, 03:03:56 PM
............or how about an oyster shooter.......
Always back to jizz...
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: witchypoo on September 21, 2012, 03:04:29 PM
i brush it on meatloaf after mixing it with some sesame oil.
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: Run Amok on September 21, 2012, 03:05:55 PM
i'm making buffalo chicken "pizza" (doused liberally w/sriracha) for supper.

Oh yes, we also add it to bbq sauce and add some heat to.
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: Fionn mac Cumhail on September 21, 2012, 03:07:52 PM
i brush it on meatloaf after mixing it with some sesame oil.
G*d, I'm hungry...
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: onawhim on September 21, 2012, 03:10:10 PM
 :drooling-5:
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: triciaflower on September 21, 2012, 03:50:56 PM
For the love of everything that is holy. Do NOT EVER try to make a spicy mocha with it.

 :vomit:

You've been warned.
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: crazypants on September 21, 2012, 03:51:33 PM
For the love of everything that is holy. Do NOT EVER try to make a spicy mocha with it.

 :vomit:

You've been warned.
:aw: Oh honey
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: witchypoo on September 21, 2012, 03:54:25 PM
For the love of everything that is holy. Do NOT EVER try to make a spicy mocha with it.

 :vomit:

You've been warned.

holy moley.
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: triciaflower on September 21, 2012, 04:01:38 PM
It was hands down THE most disgusting drink we have ever made.

Even worse than lime frozen latte someone ordered once. He came back and got it again!
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: mango on September 21, 2012, 04:08:26 PM
It was hands down THE most disgusting drink we have ever made.

 :D

So, somebody actually ordered it? Or were you just experimenting with new recipes?

If it's the former, it's really cool that sriracha is one of the ingredients you have at your cafe. If the latter, I still love your spirit of adventure. 
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: crazypants on September 21, 2012, 04:20:47 PM
:D

So, somebody actually ordered it? Or were you just experimenting with new recipes?

If it's the former, it's really cool that sriracha is one of the ingredients you have at your cafe. If the latter, I still love your spirit of adventure. 
I could see how it would be something to try. I mean, chilli in hot chocolate is a thing. Chili in coffee is a thing - albeit rarer. I love how she's trying new stuff and seeing if it works.

If not for trying new stuff to see if it works, I never would have started adding honey to my roasted chicken.
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: triciaflower on September 21, 2012, 05:05:35 PM
We were experimenting. We do that a lot. We made a rose mocha that turned out quite nice. As did the Nutella mochas. Those ended up as Valentine's day specials.
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: Fionn mac Cumhail on September 21, 2012, 05:11:49 PM
I made a cock sauce mocha...you don't want it...
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: Luckylily on September 21, 2012, 05:22:36 PM
We call it sriracha too.

Joel puts it on his macaroni and cheese.
Roman is afraid of it.
My husband puts it on everything.

I put it on chickpeas before roasting, mostly. I mean, I put it on other foods too, but that's my most common use of it.
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: korts on September 21, 2012, 05:56:23 PM
Of all the hot sauces out there, IMHO, it brings the most heat with out changing the base flavors. 

This.

It is incredibly versatile.
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: Mrtambourineman on September 21, 2012, 06:59:15 PM
Survey said....."My tongue!"

(http://www.siliconhomebroker.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/family_feud.jpg)

 :sidesplit:

 :bow2:
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: Fionn mac Cumhail on September 21, 2012, 07:04:51 PM
Pussy Sauce?

(http://www.hottesthotsauce.com/images/P/MadCatHotSauce.gif)
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: MiniDriver on September 22, 2012, 10:32:01 AM
Seen at the grocery store this morning:

(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b213/MiniDriver066/2012-09-22_09-39-45_71_zps6a30ec2e.jpg)
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: witchypoo on September 22, 2012, 10:32:50 AM
you can make soup with cock?

well.

ya learn something new everyday.
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: radial on September 22, 2012, 11:33:12 AM
you can make soup with cock?

well.

ya learn something new everyday.

Chicken's Noodle
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: witchypoo on September 22, 2012, 11:40:15 AM
HA!
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: diablita on September 22, 2012, 12:11:50 PM
For the love of everything that is holy. Do NOT EVER try to make a spicy mocha with it.

 :vomit:

You've been warned.

thanks for the warning.  maybe cayenne powder would work here instead?
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: BonitaApplebum on September 22, 2012, 12:59:16 PM
I gave this thread a few pages to see where it landed, but hot sauce is outrunning semen at a pretty good clip. So, food forum it is...
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: diablita on September 22, 2012, 01:58:14 PM
if the jizz discussion picks up speed again will it get moved back?    <------ knows she shouldn't ask this but can't help herself
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: BonitaApplebum on September 22, 2012, 02:14:42 PM
Nah. Still food.

:D
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: diablita on September 22, 2012, 04:02:38 PM
I'm Jewish.  I wasn't sure.  ;)
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: caribougrrl on September 24, 2012, 11:16:30 AM
I'm Jewish.  I wasn't sure.  ;)

 :sidesplit:
Title: Re: Cock Sauce
Post by: crazypants on September 24, 2012, 12:24:33 PM
I'm Jewish.  I wasn't sure.  ;)
:( I don't understand this.


 :'(