Cock Sauce

[crazypants]

I've only had it in my pho before. I wanted to try something new and put it on my eggs this morning for breakfast.
Not bad at all.

What else should I try it on? What do you put the cock sauce on?

[BonitaApplebum]

Falafel!!

[The Turtle Whisperer]

Everything. 

[Sir Real]

tacos, clams

[The Turtle Whisperer]

Of all the hot sauces out there, IMHO, it brings the most heat with out changing the base flavors. 

[gretriever]

I think Peanut's mildly disappointed because this thread has not gone in the direction he'd hoped.   

[crazypants]

I think Peanut's mildly disappointed because this thread has not gone in the direction he'd hoped.   

Actually- it totally went in the direction I hoped and I didn't even have to call anyone a pervert!

[onawhim]

Everything. 

this

[gretriever]

Actually- it totally went in the direction I hoped and I didn't even have to call anyone a pervert!

 
Give it time. You will.   

[seattlegirl]

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/sriracha

[Ribs]

this

Another concur

Siracha goes with most anything

[Sir Real]

I think Peanut's mildly disappointed because this thread has not gone in the direction he'd hoped.   

I tried.

[The Turtle Whisperer]

I tried.

 

[Wile E]

I prefer Sambal Oelek

[gebuh]

Cocks


There I said it

[GirlWonder]

[ihop]

Everything. 

Yes.

[bookworm1]

It is good on everything.

[Virginia Plain]

Cock sauce=dick sauce=semen. 

There, I said it. 

Semen. 

said it again. 

Jiz. 

[onawhim]

I call it rooster sauce usually.  Siracha that is,  not semen 

[crazypants]

Cock sauce=dick sauce=semen. 

Semen. 

Jiz. 

 

[mango]

Actually- it totally went in the direction I hoped and I didn't even have to call anyone a pervert!

You're such a liar; if this had been true, you wouldn't have called it cock sauce to begin with.

[witchypoo]

Another concur

Siracha goes with most anything

1.

edit: lately, i've been using it to make deviled eggs.  holy crap.

[crazypants]

You're such a liar; if this had been true, you wouldn't have called it cock sauce to begin with.

You're crazy.

[witchypoo]

mango's right.  you would have called it rooster sauce like we non-pervs do...

[mango]

You're crazy.

Well, duh!

mango's right.  you would have called it rooster sauce like we non-pervs do...

 

[crazypants]

mango's right.  you would have called it rooster sauce like we non-pervs do...

Right. Like you're not a pervert.
 

[Fionn mac Cumhail]

Like other smart people, I eat it on everything...



Sriracha, not sperm...I just eat sperm on eggs...

[Roach]

greatest chili sauce evah...............

[Fionn mac Cumhail]

I am currently eating it in minestrone...

[Roach]

I am currently eating it in minestrone...

try it on a crabcake...........if you have a crabcake that is............or how about an oyster shooter.......

[witchypoo]

try it on a crabcake...........if you have a crabcake that is............or how about an oyster shooter.......

1.  or on a scotch egg.  or a turkey sandwich.  or mixed into mayo and spread on a burger.  or in marinara.

[Roach]

1.  or on a scotch egg.  or a turkey sandwich.  or mixed into mayo and spread on a burger.  or in marinara.

now I want a scotch egg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Run Amok]

Huh. We just call it sriracha. 

Goes on everything... including,

All asian inspired dishes
Pizza
Mixed with cream cheese (which is then spread on toast, on wheat thins, on burgers, used as part of the cream cheese/kraut/dijon trifecta, on an outdoor roll, with a sausage, etc)
In soup
Grilled cheese sandwiches
Egg sandwiches
A recent discovery is toast, plus sriracha cream cheese, plus our homemade blue berry jam
I have been known to add it to salad dressing

I'll keep thinking...

[witchypoo]

now I want a scotch egg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm making buffalo chicken "pizza" (doused liberally w/sriracha) for supper.

[witchypoo]

Huh. We just call it sriracha. 

Goes on everything... including,

All asian inspired dishes
Pizza
Mixed with cream cheese (which is then spread on toast, on wheat thins, on burgers, used as part of the cream cheese/kraut/dijon trifecta, on an outdoor roll, with a sausage, etc)
In soup
Grilled cheese sandwiches
Egg sandwiches
A recent discovery is toast, plus sriracha cream cheese, plus our homemade blue berry jam
I have been known to add it to salad dressing

I'll keep thinking...

mixed with peanut butter, honey, and green onions and stirred into soba.

[Fionn mac Cumhail]

1.  or on a scotch egg.  or a turkey sandwich.  or mixed into mayo and spread on a burger.  or in marinara.

Awesome in marinara!

[Fionn mac Cumhail]

............or how about an oyster shooter.......

Always back to jizz...

[witchypoo]

i brush it on meatloaf after mixing it with some sesame oil.

[Run Amok]

i'm making buffalo chicken "pizza" (doused liberally w/sriracha) for supper.

Oh yes, we also add it to bbq sauce and add some heat to.

[Fionn mac Cumhail]

i brush it on meatloaf after mixing it with some sesame oil.

G*d, I'm hungry...

[onawhim]

 

[triciaflower]

For the love of everything that is holy. Do NOT EVER try to make a spicy mocha with it.

 

You've been warned.

[crazypants]

For the love of everything that is holy. Do NOT EVER try to make a spicy mocha with it.

 

You've been warned.

Oh honey

[witchypoo]

For the love of everything that is holy. Do NOT EVER try to make a spicy mocha with it.

 

You've been warned.

holy moley.

[triciaflower]

It was hands down THE most disgusting drink we have ever made.

Even worse than lime frozen latte someone ordered once. He came back and got it again!

[mango]

It was hands down THE most disgusting drink we have ever made.

 

So, somebody actually ordered it? Or were you just experimenting with new recipes?

If it's the former, it's really cool that sriracha is one of the ingredients you have at your cafe. If the latter, I still love your spirit of adventure. 

[crazypants]

So, somebody actually ordered it? Or were you just experimenting with new recipes?

If it's the former, it's really cool that sriracha is one of the ingredients you have at your cafe. If the latter, I still love your spirit of adventure. 

I could see how it would be something to try. I mean, chilli in hot chocolate is a thing. Chili in coffee is a thing - albeit rarer. I love how she's trying new stuff and seeing if it works.

If not for trying new stuff to see if it works, I never would have started adding honey to my roasted chicken.

[triciaflower]

We were experimenting. We do that a lot. We made a rose mocha that turned out quite nice. As did the Nutella mochas. Those ended up as Valentine's day specials.

[Fionn mac Cumhail]

I made a cock sauce mocha...you don't want it...

[Luckylily]

We call it sriracha too.

Joel puts it on his macaroni and cheese.
Roman is afraid of it.
My husband puts it on everything.

I put it on chickpeas before roasting, mostly. I mean, I put it on other foods too, but that's my most common use of it.

[korts]

Of all the hot sauces out there, IMHO, it brings the most heat with out changing the base flavors. 

This.

It is incredibly versatile.

[Mrtambourineman]

Survey said....."My tongue!"

 

 

[Fionn mac Cumhail]

Pussy Sauce?

[MiniDriver]

Seen at the grocery store this morning:

[witchypoo]

you can make soup with cock?

well.

ya learn something new everyday.

[radial]

you can make soup with cock?

well.

ya learn something new everyday.

Chicken's Noodle

[witchypoo]

HA!

[diablita]

For the love of everything that is holy. Do NOT EVER try to make a spicy mocha with it.

 

You've been warned.

thanks for the warning.  maybe cayenne powder would work here instead?

[BonitaApplebum]

I gave this thread a few pages to see where it landed, but hot sauce is outrunning semen at a pretty good clip. So, food forum it is...

[diablita]

if the jizz discussion picks up speed again will it get moved back?    <------ knows she shouldn't ask this but can't help herself

[BonitaApplebum]

Nah. Still food.

[diablita]

I'm Jewish.  I wasn't sure. 

[caribougrrl]

I'm Jewish.  I wasn't sure. 

 

[crazypants]

I'm Jewish.  I wasn't sure. 

I don't understand this.