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Now hear this, now hear this
« on: October 08, 2019, 03:44:25 PM »
All the good people of the CH will report immediately to the open pub and begin posting with their left hand, whilst wanking furiously with their right.

That is all


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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2019, 04:09:46 PM »
All the good people of the CH will report immediately to the open pub and begin posting with their left hand, whilst wanking furiously with their right.

That is all



um, isn't that what everyone normally does?







...asking for a friend.
The scientific consensus might, of course, be wrong. If the history of science teaches anything, it is humility. But our grandchildren will surely blame us if they find that we understood the reality of climate change and failed to do anything about it.

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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2019, 04:11:01 PM »
um, isn't that what everyone normally does?
Yes!






...asking for a friend.

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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2019, 08:22:10 PM »
Present.  Posting with my right hand, wanking with the wrong one.

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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2019, 12:27:00 PM »
This thread is made-to-order for Fapatista.

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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2019, 03:03:25 PM »
Weird. Whatevs. :yawn: better’n navel-gazing, maybe? :D

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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2019, 07:15:19 PM »
This thread is made-to-order for Fapatista.

I think trotter is too busy schooling the deplorables at the moment. 

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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2019, 03:51:16 PM »
Weird. Whatevs. :yawn: better’n navel-gazing, maybe? :D

my navel or other peoples?

that's a great idea for a religion!!
The scientific consensus might, of course, be wrong. If the history of science teaches anything, it is humility. But our grandchildren will surely blame us if they find that we understood the reality of climate change and failed to do anything about it.

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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2019, 08:24:58 PM »
my navel or other peoples?

that's a great idea for a religion!!
Not a religion, but an ideology, maybe.

Or, just stare at the wall and think “duuuuuhhhhh”... often, no thoughts or thoughts kept to oneself  are better than too many spinny twisty self-absorbed thoughts. :D

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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2019, 07:23:34 PM »
You lost me after “good people”...

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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2019, 07:37:41 PM »
You lost me after “good people”...

Ah! :D

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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2019, 07:44:06 PM »
Guess the crop of “good people” is more...crop failure. Not many report to this Mos Eisley spaceport of the CH. scared it’s a hive of scum and villainy, perhaps...

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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2019, 07:51:23 PM »
Guess the crop of “good people” is more...crop failure. Not many report to this Mos Eisley spaceport of the CH. scared it’s a hive of scum and villainy, perhaps...



😂 We must be cautious!

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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2019, 12:56:10 PM »
Of everyone present


“It’s not my fault”

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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2019, 04:15:53 PM »
I got my eye on you :skep:

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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2019, 05:09:43 PM »
What do you say when the eye you thought you had on someone else discovers their eye looking at you.  Eye eye, sir!

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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2019, 05:10:49 PM »
Eye yi yi!

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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2019, 07:36:36 PM »
E eye E eye E eye O

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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #18 on: November 13, 2019, 06:31:43 PM »
It’s gettin hot in herre

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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #19 on: November 13, 2019, 06:43:28 PM »
It’s gettin hot in herre

But cold outside!!

Soflo is in the low 70s, Eskimo weather!

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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #20 on: November 13, 2019, 06:45:22 PM »
But cold outside!!

Soflo is in the low 70s, Eskimo weather!
Shut up, Floridian! :snowball: I bet your ass isn’t all itchy in the shower after a cold run >:( :D

I thought the E eye E eye O was a Nelly reference.

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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #21 on: November 13, 2019, 06:49:54 PM »
Shut up, Floridian! :snowball: I bet your ass isn’t all itchy in the shower after a cold run >:( :D

 

I thought the E eye E eye O was a Nelly reference.
:D T'was one E eye short. I'm not well versed on his music, so I thought it was Old MacDonald!

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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #22 on: November 13, 2019, 06:58:09 PM »
:D T'was one E eye short. I'm not well versed on his music, so I thought it was Old MacDonald!

The Nelly song? You don’t know E.I:
“But ain't nobody else droppin' shit like this
Should we apologize? Nah fuck 'em, just leave 'em pissed, hey”
https://youtu.be/9zsmjVC-Sf4

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« Reply #23 on: November 13, 2019, 07:03:07 PM »

The Nelly song? You don’t know E.I:
“But ain't nobody else droppin' shit like this
Should we apologize? Nah fuck 'em, just leave 'em pissed, hey”
https://youtu.be/9zsmjVC-Sf4

Sounds vaguely familiar, but I might be confusing with something by Drake. Or Drake's cakes.

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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #24 on: November 13, 2019, 07:09:47 PM »
Sounds vaguely familiar, but I might be confusing with something by Drake. Or Drake's cakes.
I find Drake to be an attractive gentleman, but have no love for his precious Raptors or, frankly, his music. However, I do like Nelly, maybe because he’s a fellow Scorpio born in 1974. Plus, “paying cash, first class, sitting next to Vanna White” is one of my favorite lines ever.
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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #25 on: November 13, 2019, 07:23:32 PM »
I find Drake to be an attractive gentleman, but have no love for his precious Raptors or, frankly, his music. However, I do like Nelly, maybe because he’s a fellow Scorpio born in 1974. Plus, “paying cash, first class, sitting next to Vanna White” is one of my favorite lines ever.

 :D

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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #26 on: November 13, 2019, 07:26:25 PM »
:D
You’re not gonna counter with “I was like, good gracious ass is bodacious”? :D

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« Reply #27 on: November 13, 2019, 07:46:19 PM »
You’re not gonna counter with “I was like, good gracious ass is bodacious”? :D

Oh my! 😄 I was gonna say"Whoot, there it is!"


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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #28 on: November 13, 2019, 07:48:24 PM »
Oh my! 😄 I was gonna say"Whoot, there it is!"
:skep: I don’t think that was Nelly.

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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #29 on: November 13, 2019, 07:51:47 PM »
:skep: I don’t think that was Nelly.

Good golly, Miss Molly!

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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #30 on: November 13, 2019, 07:56:51 PM »
Good golly, Miss Molly!
Do you think our witty open pub banter accounts for the main page claim that the most peeps online today is over double what it’s been pretty much every day the last...year or more? We’re drawing in new members, eager to join in the repartee! :D
You should change your username to i am repartee.

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« Reply #31 on: November 13, 2019, 08:05:46 PM »
Do you think our witty open pub banter accounts for the main page claim that the most peeps online today is over double what it’s been pretty much every day the last...year or more? We’re drawing in new members, eager to join in the repartee! :D
You should change your username to i am repartee.

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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #32 on: December 20, 2019, 12:02:08 PM »
Beg RandMart to comeback and it could stir things up.   

But you two have a good thing going, I think, I can’t be sure

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« Reply #33 on: December 20, 2019, 02:24:10 PM »
Beg RandMart to comeback and it could stir things up.   

But you two us three have a good thing going, I think, I can’t be sure
FIFY :D

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« Reply #34 on: December 20, 2019, 06:45:28 PM »
Beg RandMart to comeback and it could stir things up.   

But you two have a good thing going, I think, I can’t be sure

What do you mean?

Randmart is hiding in a cave in Afghanistan. Or maybe that's Slowtwitch.

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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #35 on: December 20, 2019, 07:52:12 PM »
FIFY :D

Nah,  sometimes I think I am the person that walked in the room in the middle of a fart contest.   And then I sit and wonder if I “missed out” on something good.🤤

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« Reply #36 on: December 20, 2019, 08:00:27 PM »
Nah,  sometimes I think I am the person that walked in the room in the middle of a fart contest.   And then I sit and wonder if I “missed out” on something good.🤤
So why post here? I mean, if you think it’s a fart contest you don’t really want to be part of, do you just want to feel...superior for only letting out a butt-cheek squeak*? :D I for one value your contributions. This isn’t the place for serious discourse, it’s all fluff and nonsense for those who want to invite the public (not the creepy threatening unnameable “clown from It” sort, though) to the CH-isphere.


* this is going to be the Zoomer equivalent of “barbaric yawp”. Butt-cheek squeak.
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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #37 on: December 20, 2019, 08:12:06 PM »
So why post here? I mean, if you think it’s a fart contest you don’t really want to be part of, do you just want to feel...superior for only letting out a butt-cheek squeak*? :D I for one value your contributions. This isn’t the place for serious discourse, it’s all fluff and nonsense for those who want to invite the public (not the creepy threatening unnameable “clown from It” sort, though) to the CH-isphere.


* this is going to be the Zoomer equivalent of “barbaric yawp”. Butt-cheek squeak.


A one cheek sneak just can’t compare.  I will forever be inferior🤪



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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #38 on: December 20, 2019, 08:18:06 PM »

A one cheek sneak just can’t compare.  I will forever be inferior🤪
Not at all! Unleash the cheek! :D

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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #39 on: December 20, 2019, 08:41:26 PM »

A one cheek sneak just can’t compare.  I will forever be inferior🤪
Plus, if you’re from Green Bay, home of the awesome Donald Driver statue and lots of white pelicans on the Fox River, there’s nothing inferior there! :D

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« Reply #40 on: December 20, 2019, 10:18:56 PM »
Nah,  sometimes I think I am the person that walked in the room in the middle of a fart contest.   And then I sit and wonder if I “missed out” on something good.🤤

The air in the open pub is a hell of a lot cleaner than the air in yammering!

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Re: Now hear this, now hear this
« Reply #41 on: December 21, 2019, 09:58:18 AM »
The air in the open pub is a hell of a lot cleaner than the air in yammering!

That is so true!

 

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