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Title: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Post by: jivan on July 14, 2022, 03:58:51 PM: …wait for it…
…see if you can find the poptarts/mom tarts/pastryarchy thread so you don’t need to start a new thread… wait…can’t find it…maybe heat stroke happening?… help a person out…

Oh, the chicken?
Because it’s in Ybor City. There’s a large population of wild chickens. They go wherever they want, and cross roads as they see fit.
Title: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Post by: Golden God on July 14, 2022, 07:00:02 PM: Quote from: jivan on July 14, 2022, 03:58:51 PM
…wait for it…
…see if you can find the poptarts/mom tarts/pastryarchy thread so you don’t need to start a new thread… wait…can’t find it…maybe heat stroke happening?… help a person out…

Oh, the chicken?
Because it’s in Ybor City. There’s a large population of wild chickens. They go wherever they want, and cross roads as they see fit.

It's Guy Fieri's free range source. The chefs come out of the kitchens at night with meat cleavers and take their fill o the chickens.
Title: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Post by: jivan on July 14, 2022, 10:53:44 PM: Quote from: Golden God on July 14, 2022, 07:00:02 PM
It's Guy Fieri's free range source. The chefs come out of the kitchens at night with meat cleavers and take their fill o the chickens.
Chicken Guy cometh!

…and he brought the donkey sauce.
Title: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Post by: morefoolyou on July 15, 2022, 06:31:18 PM: i don't wanna live in a society where chickens crossing roads have their motivations questioned.
Title: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Post by: jivan on July 15, 2022, 06:45:50 PM: I’m sure we can disparage a chicken-questioning TikTok trend!
…but I lost interest in TikTok when it switched from all fun dance challenges to school bathroom destruction, so I dunno.

But, because I don’t know how to post pix, google “Ybor city chickens” and you will likely find pix. Nice change from all the ibises!
Title: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Post by: Golden God on July 16, 2022, 06:06:06 PM: Quote from: jivan on July 15, 2022, 06:45:50 PM
I’m sure we can disparage a chicken-questioning TikTok trend!
…but I lost interest in TikTok when it switched from all fun dance challenges to school bathroom destruction, so I dunno.

But, because I don’t know how to post pix, google “Ybor city chickens” and you will likely find pix. Nice change from all the ibises!

What was the bathroom destruction?
Title: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Post by: jivan on July 18, 2022, 07:18:09 AM: Quote from: Golden God on July 16, 2022, 06:06:06 PM
What was the bathroom destruction?
Last fall, kids doing nonsense like destroying soap dispensers in bathrooms, that sort o stuff. It was fairly short-lived, but it got a lot of coverage at the time.

Now the cool viral trend is BA.5.
Title: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Post by: Golden God on July 18, 2022, 07:56:52 PM: Quote from: jivan on July 18, 2022, 07:18:09 AM
Last fall, kids doing nonsense like destroying soap dispensers in bathrooms, that sort o stuff. It was fairly short-lived, but it got a lot of coverage at the time.

Now the cool viral trend is BA.5.

I'm only familiar with Tick-tock from YouTube shorts. Those mini videos on YT that last about a minute.
Title: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Post by: jivan on July 18, 2022, 08:11:10 PM: Quote from: Golden God on July 18, 2022, 07:56:52 PM
I'm only familiar with Tick-tock from YouTube shorts. Those mini videos on YT that last about a minute.
I don’t watch the YoobToob